Feeble Musings of a Witless Mind

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Dear Mr McCartney

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Dear Mr McCartney,

I am writing this letter to invite you to a forthcoming meeting of the Risby WI. It will be held in the Risby Village Hall on Thursday 17 March and we would be most grateful if you were able to attend.

We will be holding a pie baking competition in advance of the meeting, and so you are more that welcome to have your choice of the leftovers. However, it is unlikely that any of the pies will be vegetarian and so I will arrange for some cheese sandwiches to be made. The cheese will be rennet free.

The topic of discussion for March will be reincarnation and the afterlife. Given your religious experiences with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, and the fact that you died in 1966, we thought you would be an ideal guest speaker.

We will not be requiring you to perform as we have a limited amount of time for the meeting, and the general consensus amongst the group is that your voice is not up to the standard it used to be.

I look forward to your response.

Yours willingly,

Jane Burrows



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  1. He would have to be a fool not to accept.
    Cheese sandwiches, what more can he ask for?


    January 17, 2011 at 11:47 am

    • Jane, I think Paul should bake a pie like everyone else. And I’m glad you mentioned the “not performing bit”. I’ll be glad to do without Ebony and Ivory, thank you.



      January 20, 2011 at 9:13 pm

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