Feeble Musings of a Witless Mind

Comedy, humour and wit. I hope

Dear Dizzee

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Dear Dizzee,

In order for you to understand the intentions of this correspondence, I have attempted to write it in language that you may understand.

I am writing dis letta to invite you and your crew to a meeting of the Risby WI. We’ll be holding it at our crib, the Risby Village Hall, on Thursday 7 April and me and me bredren would be buzzin’ if you could make it.

We are a fine group of bitches, and we’re sure you’ll enjoy hangin’ wid us.

The topic of discussion for April will be the “Rise of Grime as an Anthem for Today’s Underprivileged Teenagers”. Your rise to success over recent years with tunes such as “Holiday” and “Bonkers” is like proper mental.

We will be expecting to hear some Grime blud.

Should you wish, we can turn up in bikinis and dance like dutty skanks, which you may film and use in an upcoming video.


I look forward to your response.

Yours longingly,

Jane Burrows


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  1. A joke to make you smile. I’ve collected some good ones:
    Leon and his wife Vicky are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. Leon gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
    -”Ag nie, not a chance,” says Leon, “its 3 o’clock in the morning!”
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    -”Who was that?” asked Vicky.
    -”Ag, just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
    -”Did you help him?” she asks.
    -”No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it is pouring outside!”
    -”Nie Leon, you have a short memory,” says Vicky. “Can’t you remember about 4 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”
    Leon does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
    -”Hello, are you still there?” shouts Leon.
    -”Ja,” said the drunk.
    -”Do you still need a push?” asks Leon.
    -”Ja, please!” answers the Drunk.
    -”Where are you?” asks Leon.
    -”Over here… on the swing!”
    And to find your country:
    If you don’t recognize one of them leave a comment


    January 21, 2011 at 11:46 pm

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