Bunnies and Kitties

 

Aren’t rabbits whimsical?

You know, with their little flocculent cotton tails and all that.

They just caper around, looking for carrots and other homogenous vegetables, in their ideosyncratic, non-offensive and politically correct modus.

Ahhh, a sweet little bunny.

There aren’t many things more ambrosial than a bunny.

Except a shit load of kittens, all curled up together into a prodigious soporific ball.

Ahhh, I can discern them now, silly little kitties.

How about a kitty and a bunny together. The ultimate in cuteness; the pinnacle. Everest

Until the kitten inevitably attacks and violently murders the bunny, staining my carpet. Then I have to hire one of those carpet cleaners they seem to have recently installed into my local Tesco.

What a mess. What a big bloody mess. I’ll never get the stain out.

But I guess that’s just natures way. The natural order.

Ahhh.
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